The Human Conditioner

How strange thou art, to think you'd find a friend with the human conditioner.
Each of us have something on offer, in this life we all have to live by two rules. Both of these rules have roots in local traditions.
Is just great to have something to run your finger's through. We each use are heads in various ways, to many to mention today point being as humans we share same bars of soap.
For years man has had to do the shopping for groceries and common amenities. I sure women get lumped with the same rituals.
Man has his chores to do and overtime either of us get an itchy scalp. The effects of dry mixers make a bowl of water all the more appetising.
A trip to the barbers can really help, especially when you have a pulled muscle.
Outside the barber shop is a spiral which calls out to passers by. The same spiral is used in hypnotism. A subject close to my own ears. And the fringe is only straight because of steady hands, silver bowls and conditioner's.
The dry patches of life get better in local salt sea water, sometimes a chlorine dip does the trick. Like many we settle for fresh water, to many this fluid is good drinking water, just depends where you live.
If your lucky you live in or near a place with a tap and sink. Being able to wash is very special especially when you know drinking it will not do you or anyone else any harm. My favourite conditioner is the one that does the least damage to the water that comes out the tap. A dry scalp is much less important than a thirsty mammal.
The best human conditioner has enough alkaline inside that it does the job of softening the follicles that need softening. When the solution becomes worse for the ecology than the issue we should sit down and have a little rethink.
Is so easy to start thinking about how everything is wrong that other people do. Starting this way will only keep your hair in knots. Best thing to do is start of relaxed and forgiving.

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